The Legend of Gonadnarel

It was midday at the Temple of Kraden. Mafia has been banned by the horrible fascist Saturos. Suddenly Gonadnarel appeared in the hall, he knew what he had to do.

He mafia'd Jenna, and changed the world.

Everyone began mafiaing one another. Boyd mafia'd Solbowz. Clawford mafia'd Seccy. Even the horrible fascist Saturos started mafiaing people left and right. Everyone mafia'd everyone else, and it was great.

And when it was over Saturos came up to Gonadnarel and was all like "sorry for everything."

Gonadnarel graciously replied, "that's okay, let's go to the movies next week."

"obby" said Saturos, fapping.