Temple of Kraden

The Temple of Kraden is the forum and establishment for the worship of the great sage Kraden. Established in 2005 by Saturos, it has ever since been a place of silliness and friendship, until Saturos became an evil fascist, killed everyone, made love to all the carcasses before burning everything to the ground all in the glorious name of Steve Heiden.

History of the Temple
In the beginning, Kraden created the universe...

Millennia 'pon millennia later, in the year of our Lord 2005, one Saturos, known then to his friends as Teschio and to his enemies as a scourge, created a web forum to celebrate the greatness of Kraden. Lo, for on many websites, the great sage was being hated by haters, whom, as well we know, are going to hate. Saturos was just not down with that, and so he recruited a group of heroes to help him stave off the darkness of ignorance surrounding the illuminous presence of Kraden. He brought together Werebarret, the radioactive squirrel of Hacked, CobraGT, he whose single-minded dedication to ferreting out the secrets of Golden Sun with an almost unnerving intensity rivaled that of Erik the Appreciator, RyuKenshin, that holiest of figures whose Wheat Sword FAQ brings enlightenment to this day, Dash, KairiPower, she who loves giraffes and Kraden equally, Vaescent, the westering void of the bay area, and Sir Not Appearing In This Film.

Some stuff happened and a bunch of people joined, including Dracobolt who is totally awesome and since this is a wiki that is a total and undeniable fact, anyway, also people joined named Adnarel, the farmboy bard, IPO/Kent who makes fan games and wrote that one fic about Mia raping Jenna with a mace and then feeding her corpse to Ivan or something, it's pretty messed up, and also Kyarorain was in there somewhere and a bunch of other people. But the golden age of peace and banana pudding was not to last, for a new menace was upon the horizon, a menace so terrible that its sheer degree of coarse crudity would rival 4chan. This menace was Reapist.

The saga of Reapist and his hackers spanned several years and would play a big role in the shaping of the Temple's history and community. But we're bored now so have a description jacked off the Temple's wiki: "1se upon a tiem, a littel boi wantid 2 b a Kardenett, but eh were 2 crude. eh aske 4 butsecks w/ Sheba an then he be grand robber larceny & he laundery cash moneyz@@#$$$$. but sum1 set him up the bomb and now eh gone LOL n killd wit aids."

And that's how Equestria was made! Maybe later I'll tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark!

Staff of the Temple
'Administrators
 * Saturos
 * Adnarel
 * RyuKenshin

Moderators
 * Crash
 * Artemis
 * Els
 * Necare
 * Jenna
 * SimpleChild
 * Milo

Temple Events

 * Colosso Clanaeus
 * Belinsk Arts Festival